Sunday, September 24, 2006

some truths of the Life....

"U love someone, U marry someone else.
The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband.
And the one u loved becomes the password of ur mail id"

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There's only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it.
There's only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbour has it.

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If someone says u r ugly, its ok, if someone says u r stupid, its ok, If someone says u r genius slap him as tight as you can n say there is a limit of kidding n u r now crossing the limit.

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Three dreams of a man:
To be as handsome as his mother thinks.......
To be as rich as his child believes.......
To have as many women as his wife suspects...!!!!!!
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Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

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What's the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend, that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.

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The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!

Thanks Prasath

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