Sunday, September 24, 2006


1. Three Feelings:
What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?

Stress is when wife is pregnant,
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant,

Panic is when both are regnant.

2. Plan For Future:
Teacher asks children, what do you wish to do in future?
Ram: I want 2 b a pilot.
Vinod: I want 2 b a doctor.
Deepika: I want 2 b a good mother.
Ravi : I want 2 help Deepika.

3. Exams: Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS;
1. Too Many Questions.
2. Difficult to understand.
3. More Explanation is needed.
4. Result is always FAIL!

4. Delivered: Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife.
Two seconds later a report came to his phone and he started dancing.
The report said, "DELIVERED".

5. Chinese Adam & Eve: If Adam and Eve were Chinese.
We would still be in paradise because they would have ignored the apple and eaten the snake.

7. The Equation:
7 Glance = 1 Smile
7 Smile = 1 Meeting
7 Meeting = 1 Kiss
7 Kisses = 1 Proposal
7 Proposal = 1 Marriage -
And that 1 bloody marriage has 7777777777777 Problems.
So beware of glance!

Thanks Prasath