Tuesday, September 26, 2006


WELCOME TO AIR XCAAN ( hope you know this airline)

Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen... .

This is your captain PATEL welcoming both seated and
standing passengers
board of Air XCAAN.

We apologize for the four-day delay in taking off,it
was due to bad
and partly due to the search for a missing

This is flight 717 to Mumbai. Landing there is not
guaranteed, but we will end up somewhere in India .
And, if luck is in
our favor, we may even be landing on your village!

Air XCAAN has an excellent safety-record. In fact,
our safety standards are so high, that even
terrorists are afraid to
fly with us! It is with

pleasure; I announce that, starting this year, over
30% of our Passengers have reached their

If our engines are too noisy for you, on passenger
request, we can arrange to turn them off. To make
your free fall to
earth pleasant and memorable, we serve Complimentary
Daru and Vada
Pav. For our not-so-religious passengers, we are the
airline who can help you find out if there really is
a God!

We regret to inform you, that today's in-flight
movie will not be shown as we forgot to record it
from the television.
However, for our movie buffs, we will be flying
right next to Kingfisher Airline, where their movie
will be visible from the right side of the cabin

There is no smoking allowed in this airplane. Any
smoke you see in the Cabin is only the early warning
system on the
engines telling us to slow down!

In order to catch important landmarks, we try to fly
as close as possible. For the best view , if
however, we go a
little too close, do let us know. Our enthusiastic
co-pilot sometimes
flies right through the landmark!

Kindly be seated, keep your seat in an upright
position for take-off and fasten your seat-belt. For
those of you who
find a seat-belt,

kindly Fasten your own belt to the arm of your seat.
And, for those of
who can't find a seat, do not hesitate to get in
touch with a stewardess
will explain how to fasten yourself to your