Saturday, August 30, 2008

Dinner choices

Wife : Do you want dinner?

Husband : Sure, what are my choices?

Wife : Yes and no.

Friday, August 29, 2008


In the middle of the forest, you have been tied and hanging from a tree with the rope anchored to the ground. A candle is burning the rope. The lion is waiting for you to get dropped. A good lunch for the lion but your fate is at stake.

Your survival hinges on the rope staying intact. There is no one around to help you.

What to do now...

Just Think

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Sing a Happy Birthday Song

Tuesday, August 26, 2008


Girl : Do you love me?

Boy : Yes Dear.

Girl : Would you die for me?

Boy : No, mine is undying love.

Sunday, August 24, 2008

Absent mind

An absent-minded man went to see a psychiatrist.

'My trouble is,' he said, 'that I keep forgetting things.'

'How long has this been going on?' asked the psychiatrist.

'How long has what been going on?' said the man.

Friday, August 22, 2008


Teacher : Peter, why are you late for school again?

Peter: Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football and the game went into extra time.

Wednesday, August 20, 2008


Customer : Waiter, this soup tastes funny.

Waiter : Funny? But then why aren't you laughing?

Saturday, August 16, 2008


Thief A: Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window!

Thief B : But this is the 13th floor.

Thief A: Hurry! this is no time for superstitions .

Tuesday, August 12, 2008


Waiter : I have stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.

Customer : Don't tell me your problems. Give the menu card.

Sunday, August 10, 2008


Customer : Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.

Waiter : That's all right sir, he won't drink much.

Friday, August 08, 2008


Customer : Waiter, there's a dead beetle in my soup.

Waiter : Yes sir, they are not very good swimmers.

Tuesday, August 05, 2008

Little Susie

Little Susie came running into the house after school one day, shouting,"Daddy! Daddy! I got a 100 in school today!"
"That's great, Sweetheart," said her daddy.
"Come in to the living room and tell me about it."

"Well," began the confession, "I got 50 in spelling, 30 in math's and 20 in science."

Sunday, August 03, 2008


Customer : Waiter, is this a lamb chop or pork chop?

Waiter : Can't you tell the difference by taste?

Customer : No, I can't.

Waiter : Then does it really matter ?

Friday, August 01, 2008


Customer : Waiter, do you serve crabs?

Waiter : Please sit down sir, we serve everyone.