Friday, February 23, 2007

Sardar's Blunders

Santa Singh was travelling in a crowded bus. He was carrying the passport size photograph of his son (for college admission). Accidentally, the photo fell down from his pocket. He started searching for it frantically & found it on the floor, below the ends of a woman's saree.

He asked her "Can you lift that saree? I wanna take a photograph"

The rest is history. He was beaten so badly that he had to be admitted to hospital.

He was surprised to see Banta Singh on the bed next to him,in a worse condition. Banta explained what happened to him He had gone to a remote village to work. He finished late and missed the last bus. He couldn't find any hotel. So he approached a nearby house and asked the owner whether he can stay there for the night.

The owner replied "I have 2 grown up daughters.

Sorry,I can't allow you to stay".

He approached the next house and asked whether

he can stay there for the night. The owner replied, "I have 3 grown up daughters. Sorry, I can't allow you to stay".

He went to the next house and asked:" Do you have "grown up" Daughters?".

The owner asked, "WHY?????????"

Banta replied," I wanted to stay here for a night....."

The rest is history.