Saturday, December 19, 2009

A surprise gift that accelerates from 0 to 100 within 4 seconds

The wife was very unhappy with her car and complained a lot to her husband.



Knowing her birthday was coming up shortly, she said to her husband...



'Buy me a surprise for my birthday!' she said. 'Something that accelerates from 0 to 100 in 4 seconds! And I would prefer a blue one!'



Happy and excited she was counting down the days to her birthday.



And on the day she finally she got the beautiful present her husband thoughtfully bought. !








A WEIGHING MACHINE





The poor guy is dead today, and his wife's in jail for murder!

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