Tuesday, December 15, 2009

One liners

Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus !!!

"LETS BE FRIENDS", GUYZ use to begin the relationship but GALS Use to End :) "

"A Boy friend or Husband is someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single. "

" People say" Behind every successful man there is successful woman" but "Behind every Successful WOMAN there is a exhausted MAN"

"Behind every successful Man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful Man is usually another woman."

"Girls are like roads, more the curves, more the dangerous they are."

"Potential of Man, he can have as many gal friends as his wife thinks, but reality his wife won't let him"

"There is nothing called LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT, rather they should re-phrase it as INFATUATION AT FIRST SIGHT"

"God Created Man, Man invented money. God created women and discovered to spend Man's money "

"Love is like Cricket during 80's it was like Test Match, in 90's it was like ODI but now it is like T20"

"Gal Friends are like mistakes you always do when you try some thing new but wife is like habit after several mistakes"

"Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest."

"An IDEA can change ur Life ... But, a Woman Can change your IDEA!"

"Man discovered trade, invented money. Woman discovered money, and it was a complete mess after that. "

"A good discussion is like a miniskirt, Short enough to pertain interest and long enough to cover the subject"

"If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning."

"Early to bed, early to rise makes people suspicious."

"Women are unpredictable. Before marriage, she expects a man, after marriage she suspects him, and after death she respects him. "

"In the beginning, God created earth and rested. Then God created man and rested. Then God created woman. Since then, neither God nor man has rested."

"Statistics are like bikinis.. what they reveal is suggestive, what they hide is essential! '-) "

"Before money was invented, what did women find attractive about men? "

"Marriage is a battle between unstoppable force against an immovable object"


"Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is."