Saturday, March 28, 2009

My Guardian Angel!

A man was walking down a street when he heard a voice from behind, "If
you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill

The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man
was astonished.

He went on, and after a while he was about to cross the road. Once
again the voice shouted, "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step
a car will run you over, and you will die."

The man did as he was instructed. Just then a car came careening
around the corner, barely missing him.

The man asked, "Who are you?"

"I am your guardian angel," the voice answered.

"Oh, yeah?" the man asked "And where the hell were you when I got married?"