What is Common between : Krishna, Ram, Gandhiji &
Jesus..?
Sardarji Replied : All are Born on Government
Holidays.
*****
Sardar bought a new mobile. He called everyone from
his Phone Book & said
"My Mobile No. has changed .. Earlier it was Nokia
3310 Now it is 6610"
*****
Santa : I am a Proud Sardar, My son is in Medical
College
Banta : Really, what is he studing
Santa : No is not studying, they are Studying him.
******
Santa falls in luv with a nurse... After much
thinking, he finally writes a
love letter to her: "I luv u sister."
*****
Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I
write against mother
tongue.?
Santa: Very long!
*****
Santa was caught for speeding and went before the
judge.
The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.
Santa: I think I'll take the money.
*****
Q: How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in
School?
A: He is the one who erases the books when the
teacher erases the board.
*****
Santa & Banta got tired of mobile & decide 2 use
pigeons.
1day a pigeon reaches Banta without message.
Angry Banta calls Santa!
Santa: Oye, this was a missed call
*****
Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door?
A: Because it was an entrance exam.
*****
Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once
entered a lion's cage.
Banta: He probably got a lot of applause when he got
out.
Santa: I didn't say he got out.
*****
Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know
that every time I breathe
a
man dies?"
Banta: "Why don't you use a mouth wash?
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