Kuttappan the GreaTTT

Kuttappan is a --!!--
Kuttappan was bragging to his Boss one day, "You
know..... I know
everyone there is to know. Just name someone,
anyone important, and
I'm sure Iwill know them."
Tired of his boasting, his Boss called his bluff,
"OK, Kuttappan,
how
about Tom Cruise?" Kuttappan replies "Sure, yes,
Tom and I are old
friends, and I can prove it."
So Kuttappan and his Boss fly out to Hollywood and
knock, on Tom
Cruise's door and sure enough, Tom Cruise shouts,"
Hey Kutz!! Great
to see you! You and your friend must come in and
join me for lunch!"
They have a blast of a time. Katie Holmes even
personally packs 2
sets of Masala Dosas, which is of course specially
made by their
South Indian chef. They bid each other farewell.

Although impressed, Kuttappan's Boss is still
skeptical. After they
leave Cruise's house, he tells Kuttappan that he
thinks Kuttappan's
knowing Cruise was just
lucky. Kuttappan says "No, no, you go ahead and just
name anyone
else."
"President Bush!" his Boss quickly retorts.
Kuttappan says "Yes, OK,
but I am telling you I don't like him very much, he
is very cunning,
anyway let's fly out to Washington."
And off they go. At the White House, Bush spots
Kuttappan on the
tour and motions him and his Boss over, saying,
"Kuttans! What a
surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting. The CIA
just informed me
Osama is heading for the Pakistan Border, Hey
Kuttans, are you still
on speaking terms with Osama, maybe you could
confirm the information
for me? Oh never mind! You and your friend come on
in and let's have
a cup of coffee first and catch up."
Well, the Boss is much shaken by now, but still not
totally
convinced.
After they leave the White House grounds, he
expresses his doubts to
Kuttappan who again implores him to name anyone
else. "The Pope!"
his Boss replies.
"Sure! This I like,
I've been meaning to see him, he is not keeping too
well y'know" says Kuttappan. "And I have a lot of
friends in Vatican;
it's like my second home! And me and the Pope go
back a long way,
surely this will be a good trip"
So off they fly to Rome. Kuttappan and his Boss are
assembled with
the masses in Vatican Square when Kuttappan says,
"This will never
work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these
people. Tell you
what, I know all the guards, so let me just go
upstairs and I'll come
out on the balcony with the Pope."
The Boss shakes his head unbelievably and says "Yeah
right!!"
Still so, Kuttappan disappears into the crowd,
headed towards the
Vatican. Sure enough, half an hour later Kuttappan
emerges with the
Pope on the balcony, waves to the crowds with the
Pope and takes
leave.
But by the time Kuttappan returns, he finds that his
Boss has had a
heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics.
Walking his way to
his Boss' side, Kuttappan asks him, "What happened?"


His Boss looks up and says, "I was doing fine until
you and the Pope
came out on the balcony and the man next to me said,
and "Who's that
on the balcony with Kuttappan?

- Thank u Anand