Mistress

What is the definition of Mistress?

Someone between the Mister and Mattress

If you were traveling at the speed of sound and you turned on your radio would you be ! able to hear it? (got to think scientifically)

Why is it called a "building" when it is already built? (strange isnt it)

.Why do people say, "you've been working like a dog" when dogs just sit around all day? (i think they meant something else)

Sardar & interview

A Sardar on an interview for the post of Detective.

Interviewer : Who killed Gandhi?

Sardar : Thank you Sir for giving me the job, I will start investigating...!

confidence and confidential

Sons asks difference between confidence and confidential

Dad says, you are my son, I'm confident. Your friend is also my son, that's confidential!

Why is it called a TV set when theres only one?

speed of light

If you're traveling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens? (i dont have a change to try)

If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth? (this is nice)

Sardar's essay exam

A Sardar for an exam had studied only one essay 'FRIEND', but in the exam the essay which came was 'FATHER' .

He replaced friend with father in the essay and the essay reads as follows

AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON, I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS, SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE. MY TRUE FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOUR.

Condom factory

Women asked man who is traveling with six children, all these kids are yours ???

No, I work in a condom factory & these are customer complaints .

Sardarji & Ph.D

Interviewer: What is your qualification?

Sardarji : Sir I am P.H.D.

Interviewer : What do you mean by P.H.D ?

Sardarji : Passed High School with Difficulty....

Can you cry under water? (let me try)

Who copyrighted the copyright symbol? (who knows)

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? (to be give a thought)