Increase my salary

Employee: Boss, now I have got married..! Please increase my salary!

BOSS: Factory is not responsible for accidents occurring outside the company!

HOW TO START YOUR DAY WITH A POSITIVE ATTITUDE:

1. Open a new file in your PC .
2. Name it " Boss "
3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN
4. Empty the RECYCLE BIN
5. Your PC will ask you, "Are you sure you want to delete Boss permanently?"
6. Answer calmly, "Yes," and press the mouse button firmly....
7. Feel better?HAVE A NICE DAY

HOW TO START YOUR DAY WITH A POSITIVE ATTITUDE:

1. Open a new file in your PC .
2. Name it " Boss "
3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN
4. Empty the RECYCLE BIN
5. Your PC will ask you, "Are you sure you want to delete Boss permanently?"
6. Answer calmly, "Yes," and press the mouse button firmly....
7. Feel better?HAVE A NICE DAY

Mistake

If a barber makes a mistake,
It's a NEW STYLE

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If a driver makes a mistake,
It is a NEW PATH

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If a engineer makes a mistake,
It is a NEW VENTURE

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If parents makes a mistake,
It is a NEW GENERATION

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If a politician makes a mistake,
It is a NEW LAW

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If a scientist makes a mistake,
It is a NEW INVENTION

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If a tailor makes a mistake,
It is a NEW FASHION

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If a teacher makes a mistake ,
It is a NEW THEORY

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If our boss makes a mistake,
It is a NEW IDEA

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If an employee makes a mistake,
It is a "MISTAKE"

Boss Is Boss