Some MINDBLOWING Dialogues

1) U can study and get any certificates. But u cannot get ur death certificate

2) U may have AIRTEL or BSNL connection but when u
sneeze u ll say HUTCH

3 ) U can bcome an engineer if u study in
engineering college. U cannot bcom a president if
u studies in Presidency College

4 ) U can expect a BUS from a BUS stop ... u
cannot expect a FULL from FULL stop

5) A mechanical engineer can bcom a mechanic but a
software engineer cannot bcom a software

6 ) U can find tea in teacup. But cannot find world
in world cup

7) U can find keys in Keyboard but u cannot find mother in motherboard.