Thursday, October 09, 2008

Cinema versions

The real happening
Telugu version

Tamil version

Wednesday, October 08, 2008

Appraisal Vs Resignation

During appraisal, they will deny promotion saying you didn't meet the expectation, you don't have leadership qualities, and you had several drawbacks in our objective/goal.

During resignation, they will say you are the core member of team; you are the vision of the company how can you go, you have to take the project in shoulder and lead your juniors to success.

Tuesday, October 07, 2008

Sitting on top

Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying....
When a
Person asked what he was doing....
He replied... Oye!! Higher Studies
Yaar...!!!

Monday, October 06, 2008

Wife

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

Sacha Gui try

Sunday, October 05, 2008

Kidnap story

There was a Sardarji who was down on his luck. In order to raise some money he decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.
He went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree,and told him, "I've kidnapped you."
Sardarji then wrote a note saying:"I've kidnapped your kid.Tomorrow morning, put Rs.2,00,000 in a paper bag and put it beneath the mango tree on the north side of the playground".
Signed: "A Sardarji".
Sardarji then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents ... JJ

The next morning the Sardarji checked, and sure enough a paper bag was kept beneath the mango tree.The boy was sitting next to the bag. Sardarji opened up the bag and found the Rs.2,00,000 in cash with a note saying:"How can a sardarji do this to a fellow Sardarji?Take the money, and Please leave my son."
Signed: Another Sardarji ... JJJJ

Saturday, October 04, 2008

Girlish facts

If a Girl meets with accident -------------------- Then its "mistake of others"

If a Boy meets with same accident ------------ Bloody you "don't know how to Drive"

Friday, October 03, 2008

Management mantra

The crow, rabbit and fox

A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, “Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?”

The crow answered: ” Sure, why not.”

So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Management Lesson: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.

Thursday, October 02, 2008

Girlish facts

If a Girl is talking to Boys ----- She is "Very Friendly"

If a Boy talks to a Girl ---------- He is "flirting"

Wednesday, October 01, 2008

Girlish facts

If A Girl slaps a Boy ----------- Definitely the Boy would have "done something"

If Boy Slaps a girl -------------- Rascal doesn't know how to "Respect Ladies"