Sunday, September 09, 2007

tHe BeSt LeTtErS

This is a collection of leave letters and applications written by people

An employee applied for leave as follows:
Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife. Please sanction me one-week leave.

Another employee applying for a half day leave as follows:
"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10’O Clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"

Student to Headmaster:
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"

Another student:
"I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday."

By a student:
As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day.
Covering note: "I am enclosed herewith..."

Another one:
"Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..."

From XX Administration dept:
As my mother-in-law has expired and I am responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave.

leave application:
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".

Letter writing:
"I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well."

Another gem:
Leave-letter from an employee who was performing
his daughter's wedding: "as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."

From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:
"as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days.."

A candidate's application:
"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a 'typist and an accountant - Male or Female'...
As I am both for the past several years and I can handle both, I am applying for the post.