Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these days because somebody had told him that it is wrong to sleep with married women.
A sardar was going on the road. Then he sees a man who has met with an accident. So he picks him up puts him in his car and takes him to the hospital. Then the sardar realizes that the man should have brought by ambulance. So he takes him back where he picked him sardar was driving a car. Suddenly one tyre was puncture. He took spare tyre and changed in the place of punctured tyre. But unfortunately he misplaced the four screws to fit the tyre on its place .
He was so confused ,,now what to do,, a pagal(mentally retarded) person was watching this incident.
He came near to sardar and said," do one thing,, take each one screw from the remaining three tyre and fit it in this new tyre. There after u can go where ever u want to. Sardar was so happy and said aree yaar Duniya tume pagal kahate hai lakin
I dont think u are a pagal.
pagal replied
sir,,

I m a pagal but i m not a sardar.