Tuesday, January 16, 2007


Sardarji opens his lunch box in the middle of the road....why ?
Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the office
A sardar saw a beautiful girl.
he went and kissed her.
GIRL: "stupid,what are you doin...?"
Sardar: " B.Com Final Year....
Santa was driving car zigzag on the road.
Traffic inspector stopped him.
Santa: Sir, I am learning the car.
Inspector: without instructor?
Santa: Sir, this is a correspondence course.
Once a school teacher told kids to write an essay on cricket match.
Everybody was busy writing except santa, he wrote "Match cancelled due to rain".
A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa does not turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies: I am coming daily from 4 days, I press the bell, but no one comes out.
A man told santa: Banta is kissing your wife.
Santa hurriedly rushed to home, within half hour came back angrily and slapped the man and said: He is not Banta.