Sunday, December 17, 2006

just some fun !!

> Should women have children after 35?
> No, 35 children are more than enough!
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> Your future depends on your dreams
> So go to sleep !
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> Do you know of a Sardar who parked his car in
> front of board which said FINE FOR PARKING
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> A drunk was hauled into court. Mister, the judge
> began, you've been brought here for drinking..
> Great, the drunk exclaimed. When do we get
> started?
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> Can you do anything that other people can't?
> Sure, I can read my handwriting..
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> Divorce has become so common that my wife and I
> are staying married just to be different..
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> When a wife was asked: What book do you like the best?
> She answers: My husband's cheque book..
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> Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else?
> Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday.
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> Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?
> Customer: What other colors do you have?
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> My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.
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> Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say
> prayers before eating?
> Sam : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
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> Dad: Son, what do u want for ur birthday?
> Son: Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports car around it.
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> Teacher: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did u copy his?
> Desmond: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
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> Diner: I can't eat such a rotten chicken. Call the manager!
> Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it either.
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> Diner: You'll drive me to my grave!
> Waiter: Well, you don't expect to walk there, do
> you?
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> Man: Officer! There's a bomb in my garden!
> Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims it within three days, you can keep it.
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> Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
> Son: That's why I say she's no good!