Saturday, May 31, 2008

Pickem up


They don't know any other job.

Friday, May 30, 2008

Saturday, May 24, 2008

A faithful servant

Think before you hire,
You have to pay for minimising the cost

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Monday, May 19, 2008

Sunday, May 18, 2008

Friday, May 16, 2008

Monday, May 12, 2008

Dream come true

3 sardars going for picnic

Once 3 Sardars decided to go on a picnic.

When they got there, they realized that they had forgotten the soda.


The youngest Sardar said he would go home & get it if they wouldn't eat the snacks until he got back.


The other two agreed to wait patiently.

An hour went by,

Then a Day ...


Then a week ...

Then a month ...

Finally a year...


The 2 Sardars said

'oh, come on, let's eat the snacks'

..




Suddenly the Youngest Sardar popped up from behind a rock and said 'If you do like this, I won't go.'

Saturday, May 10, 2008

Rolling leadership

How old is your father ?

Teacher : How old is ur father.

Sunny : As old as I am.


Teacher : How is it possible?


Sunny : He became father only after I was born
.

Friday, May 09, 2008

Failed suicide

Lecture on Sun.

Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun. Everyone must attend it.

Raju : No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it.


Teacher : Why?


Raju : My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!

Thursday, May 08, 2008

Flock

Gandhiji's hard work

Teacher : Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August.
Student : A holiday

Wednesday, May 07, 2008

The gun salute



Not me,
He

Full form of Maths

Question:What is the fullform of maths.
Answer: Mentally affected teachers harassing students

Tuesday, May 06, 2008

Pulikesi

1873

Teacher : What happened in 1869?
Student : Gandhi ji was born.
Teacher : What happened in 1873?
Student : Gandhiji was four years old.

Monday, May 05, 2008

Lucky me.

What is your name?

Teacher: "What is your name?".
Student: "Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai."
Teacher: "When I ask a question in English, answer it in english."
Student: "My name is Sunlight.

Saturday, May 03, 2008

Did you say that ?

The train has started moving. It is packed with people of all ages, mostly with the working men and women and young college guys and gals. Near the window, seated a old man with his 30 year old son. As the train moves by, the son is overwhelmed with joy as he was thrilled with the scenery outside..

" See dad, the scenery of green trees moving away is very beautiful"

This behaviour from a thirty year old son made the other people feel strange about him. Every one started murmuring something or other about this son."This guy seems to be a krack.." newly married Anup whispered to his wife.

Suddenly it started raining... Rain drops fell on the travelers through the opened window. The Thirty year old son , filled with joy " see dad, how beautiful the rain is .."

Anup's wife got irritated with the rain drops spoiling her new suit.


Anup ," cant you see its raining, you old man, if your son is not feeling well get him soon to a mental asylum..and don't disturb public henceforth"

The old man hesitated first and then in a low tone replied " we are on the way back from hospital, my son got discharged today morning , he was a blind by birth, last week only he got his vision, these rain and nature are new to his eyes.. Please forgive us for the inconvenience caused..."

The things we see may be right from our perspective until we know the truth. But when we know the truth our reaction to that will hurt even us. So try to understand the problem better before taking a harsh action.

Think twice before u speak or act, Because,
"Sorry can never bring a dead man alive"

You reap what you sow

Friday, May 02, 2008

U see my wife ??


When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted mirror. Sardar shouted, "You are trying to see my wife? Sit back. I will drive.

Balancing act

For you to survive you need them,
Huh
is this what is called the balancing act?