Saturday, March 29, 2008

Are you a foreigner?

After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?

Friday, March 28, 2008

Birth date

Interviewer: What is your birth date?
Sardar: 13th October
Interviewer: Which year?
Sardar: Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Ph.d

Interviewer: What is your qualification?
Sardarji : Sir I am Ph.d.
Interviewer : What do u mean by Ph.d?
Sardarji : (smiling) Passed High school with Difficulty ....

Monday, March 24, 2008

Indicators

two sardars are driving a car,
one puts on the indicator and asks the other to check whether its working,
he puts his head out and says

YES...NO...YES...NO...YES...NO...

Sardar's theory

Moon is more important than Sun,
Because
it gives light at night when light is needed
and
Sun gives light during the day when light is not needed!!!

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Effort

A giant ship engine failed. The ship's owners tried one expert after another, but none of them could figure but how to fix the engine.

Then they brought in an old man who had been fixing ships since he was a young. He carried a large bag of tools with him, and when he arrived, he immediately went to work. He inspected the engine very carefully, top to bottom.

Two of the ship's owners were there, watching this man, hoping he would know what to do. After looking things over, the old man reached into his bag and pulled out a small hammer. He gently tapped something. Instantly, the engine lurched into life. He carefully put his hammer away. The engine was fixed!

A week later, the owners received a bill from the old man for Ten Thousand Rupees.

"What?!" the owners exclaimed. "He hardly did anything!"

So they wrote the old man a note saying, "Please send us an itemized bill."

The man sent a bill that read:

Tapping with a hammer...... ......... ........ Rs. 2.00
Knowing where to tap.......... ......... ...... Rs. 9,998.00

Effort is important, but knowing where to make an effort makes all the difference

Saturday, March 15, 2008

Money

I met money one day. I said, "You are just a piece of paper."

Money smiled and said,
"Of course I'm a piece of paper, but I haven't seen a dustbin yet, in my life".

Thursday, March 13, 2008

Different Phases of a man

After engagement: Superman
After Marriage: Gentleman
After 10 years: Watchman
After 20 years: Doberman

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

An old video with election message in it.

Came across this video stuff on the youtube site
Ofcourse its a old video
it was done nicely.
watch it and have fun,
although its entertaining, it makes sense with a message in it.

Saturday, March 08, 2008

Is it irritating ?

The train has started moving. It is packed with people of all ages, mostly with the working men and women and young college guys and gals. Near the window, seated a old man with his 30 year old son. As the train
moves by, the son is overwhelmed with joy as he was thrilled with the scenery outside..

" See dad, the scenery of green trees moving away is very beautiful"

This behavior from a thirty year old son made the other people feel strange about him. Every one started murmuring something or other about this son."This guy seems to be a krack.." newly married Anup whispered
to his wife.

Suddenly it started raining... Rain drops fell on the travelers through the opened window. The Thirty year old son , filled with joy " see
dad, how beautiful the rain is .." Anup's wife got irritated with the rain drops spoiling her new suit.

Anup ," cant you see its raining, you old man, if ur son is not feeling well get him soon to a mental asylum..and dont disturb public henceforth"

The old man hesitated first and then in a low tone replied " we are on the way back from hospital, my son got discharged today morning , he was a blind by birth, last week only he got his vision, these rain and
nature are new to his eyes.. Please forgive us for the inconvenience caused..."

The things we see may be right from our perspective until we know the truth.
But when we know the truth our reaction to that will hurt even us.

Friday, March 07, 2008

Smart boy

Maths Teacher : If you have 12 chocolates
and
you give 5 to priya ,
3 to Anitha
and
4 to kavitha
then what will u get????
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Student : 3 New Girlfriends Mam!!!

Wednesday, March 05, 2008

Letter to God

A little boy wanted Rs.50 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened.

Finally he decided to write God a letter requesting the Rs.50.

When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God , INDIA , they decided to forward it to the President of the India as a joke.

The President was so amused, that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy Rs.20.

The President thought this would appear to be a lot of money (Rs.50) to a little boy, and he did not want to spoil the kid.

The little boy was delighted with Rs.20, and decided to write a thank you note to God, which read:

"Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that you sent it through the Rashtrapati Bhavan in New Delhi, and those donkeys deducted Rs.30 in taxes ... "

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