Sardarni asks her lover,"Santa dear, if we get engaged, will u give me a ring?"

"Sure" replies santa. "Whats ur phone no?"

Once a Sardar ji rescued 6 people from a house burning on fire;

But still the Sardar ji was jailed, WHY?

Because all the rescued persons were fire fighters

Chiropractor >> << Lawyer

A lawyer is standing in a long line at the box office. Suddenly, he feels a pair of hands kneading his shoulders, back, and neck.

The lawyer turns around. "What the hell do you think you're doing?"

"I'm a chiropractor, and I'm just keeping in practice while I'm waiting in line."

"Well, I'm a lawyer, but you don't see me screwing the guy in front of me, do you?"

Puzzzle

One day Sita celebrated her birthday. Two days later her older twin brother, Ram, celebrated his birthday.

Why?

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At the time she went into labor, the mother of the twins was traveling by boat. The older twin, Ram, was born first early on March 1st. The boat then crossed a time zone and Sita, the younger twin, was born on February the 28th. Therefore, the younger twin celebrates her birthday two days before her older brother.

The Sardarji got out, obviously very tired from a long journey, and said, “These Maruti Car people are crazy! They have four gears for going forward, but only one for going back!”

Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans"..

My Father grows beans," said one student.

"My father cooks beans," said another.

Then little Johnny spoke up: "We are all human beans."

Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?"

Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."

Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman.

Interviewer: "What were you before you married her?"

Millionaire: "A Billionaire"

Puzzle

A man is wearing black. Black shoes, socks, trousers, jumper, gloves and balaclava. He is walking down a black street with all the street lamps off. A black car is coming towards him with its light off too but some how manages to stop in time. How did the driver see the man?

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20 golden rules for any office:

1. Rule 1. - The Boss is always right.

2. Rule 2. - If the Boss is wrong, see rule 1.

3. Those who work get more work. Others get pay, perks, and promotions.

4. Ph.D. stands for "Pull Him Down".
The more intelligent a person, the more hardworking a person, the more committed a person; the more number of persons are engaged in pulling that person down.

5. If you are good, you will get all the work.
If you are really good, you will get out of it.

6. When the Bosses talk about improving productivity, they are never talking about themselves.

7. It doesn't matter what you do, it only matters what you say you've done and what you are going to do.

8. A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt.

9. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

10. The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get.

11. If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit.
No use being a damn fool about it.

12. When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried.

13. Following the rules will not get the job done.

14. If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would get done.

15. Everything can be filed under "Miscellaneous".

16. No matter how much you do, you never do enough.

17. You can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work you are supposed to be doing.

18. In order to get a promotion, you need not necessarily know your job.

19. In order to get a promotion, you only need to pretend that you know your job.

20. The last person that quit or was fired will be held responsible for everything that goes wrong.


Bye and Take Care,
ninA

Mobile phone tracking system..

This is amazing! A GPS site where you can type a mobile phone number and it finds exactly where the location is ( given the mobile is switched on).

Try it out - it's pretty accurate.

Put in the first 4 digits in the first fields, and the remaining digits in the other field.

Click on below link

http://www.sat-gps-locate.com

Pulli Raja is not sleeping with his wife! these days because somebody had told him that it is wrong to sleep with married women.

College day's kadalai ?

Remember the college day's kadalai???—

He calls She

She: Hello!

He: What the doing?

She: Ippo dhaan saaptu mudichen. Sir enna pannitu irukaaru?

He: Ippo dhaan 'Suttum vizhi sudare' paatu paathen Sun Music la

She: Nalla paatu.

(And then she hums the line 'mazhai azhagha veyil azhagha')

He: hey!!!!Nee ivlo nalla paaduviya

She: *giggles*

He: Hey. Innoru vaati paadaen

She: En room mates ellam thoongita. Ava bayandhuduva

He: Come on! Please!

She: Poada. I don't sing that well

He: It was really sweet. Please paaden

She: Enakku odd aa irukku da

He: Idhula ennama irukku. Nalla paadare.

She: Nee dhaan sollanum

He: Ippo paaduviya maatiya?

She: yaenda paduththare

He: Sigh! Ok

She: I don't have that great voice

He: hmmmm

She: Seri. Ivlo kaekkare. Unakaaga ore oru stanza paadaren

He: Great!!!!

She: Endha paatu paadatum?

He: Hmmmm. 'un perai sonnale' from dum dum dum?

She: Nice song. But enakku lyrics gnabagam illai

He: Chinna chinna aasai?

She: Illai indha paate paadaren

He: Cool

(She clears her throat, hums a line and then)

She: Illai vendaam. Am feeling very shy!

He: Paadu she paadu. Un isai endra inba vellathil neendha odoadi vandha

ennai yemtradhe she. Paadu

She: Galatta panre paathiya

He: No no. Nee shy aa feel panre illaiya. Trying to make u cool

She: Hmmm

He: please paadaen

She: naaLaikku paadatumaaa?

He: Seri maa. Unakku eppadi thonaradho appadiye pannu

She: Hmmm

He: Good night

She: Good night

After a while She calls He

She: Thoonigitya

He: Illai ma. Match paathundu irundhen

She: Seri. Nee match paaru

He: Hey. Its ok. Pazhaya match dhaan.

She: Illai. Did u feel bad I didn't sing?

(Since it is a tricky question, He thinks for a while)

He: Bad appadinu solla maaten. But I want you to be comfortable first.

naaLaikku paadaren sonne illa. So me waiting

She sings 1 stanza from the song

He: Wow. Too good!

She: Poarum. I know how kevalam my voice is

He: Hey you really sing well.

She: Poada...Nee sollanume appadinu solre

He: Cha! Cha! Un voice nalla illaati naan ivlo kaekkave maaten

She: Hmmmm

He: Nee ivLo nalla paaduve enakku theriyaadhu

She: Hmmm! Seri good night

He: Good night!

She: Take care

He: You too

She: Nejamaave en voice nalla irundadhaa

He: Nejamma! Ofcourse.

She: Nee poi solre

He: Not at all. You sing very well

She: Hmmm. Ennamo solre. Good night.

He: Good Night!!

So after successfully wishing she 'good night' for the umpteenth time,

our He hangs up the phone

Year 2019 - Cricket World Cup news:

India failed to defeat Afghanistan in the world cup qualifier in the Asia -Pacific zone


Coach Sehwag said that he is not worried bcoz he has backing of selectors, captain and board....and that they had won a close match against Papua new guinea just 2 yrs ago.


Rahul Dravid, the coach of New Zealand team said that Sachin should now consider retiring gracefully and let his son take over the captaincy.


Mahender Singh Dhoni broke Ajit Agarkar's record of most number of conecutive ducks in twenty 20


Saurav Ganguly, the coach of England feels that the boys need to control their emotions on the field.


The current leading man from Bollywood, Bret Lee advices MS Dhoni to take upacting as well.


Minnows Pakistan beat Ireland in a close match...and thus they avanged their defeat in the 2007 WC against the then Minnows Ireland.


Inzamam Ul Haq, who was the captain of the losing team and now the present coach said in a press interview that
"Boys plays well...they try hard...Inshallah we win the World Cup"


The police arrested 8 people for voilence after England and NZ match...
Investigations revealed that these people were members of Dravid and Ganguly fan communities on Orkut which have 623241516 and 126542 members respectively.


The Indian cricket board led by president Rahul Gandhi has called for an emergency meeting to discuss future course of action ..former players like Yuvraj Singh, Md Kaif, WS Laxman and Kumble have been invited... coach Sehwag and Captain Tendulkar will present a report...


WS Laxman today created a new controversy by saying that he expected a written apology from Rahul Gandhi for including him in the category of former players....he said that he has improved his fielding and fitness and wants to play 2023 WC in Brazil

Manmohan Singh: We are sending Indians to the moon next year!.

Bush: Wow! I c .. How many ?

Manmohan Singh: 25 OBC, 25 SC, 20 ST, 5 Handicapped, 5 Sports Persons, 5 Terrorist Affected, 5 Kashmiri Migrants, 9 Politicians & if possible 1 Astronaut

Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a young lady.

Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.

Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.

Pulli Raja at an Art Gallery : I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art ?

Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!

Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.

Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles.

Girl: Well that is because we aren't married yet.

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?


Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.


Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?


Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem Can there be greater than this one?

Lecturer : Which comes first - SUN or MOON


Sardar: Obviously MOON


Lecturer: How !! ???..


Sardar: Only after Honey MOON, SON will be born !.

Sardar's Cancer

Santa Singh went to his doctor after a long illness.
The doctor, after a lengthy examination, sighed and looked Santa Singh in the eye and said, "I've some bad news for you... you have cancer and it can't be cured. I'd give you two weeks to a month." Santa Singh, shocked and saddened by the news, but of solid character, managed to compose himself and walk from the doctor's office into the waiting room.
There he saw his son who had been waiting. Santa Singh said, "Puttar, we Surds celebrate when things are good and celebrate when things don't go so well. In this case, things aren't so well. I
have cancer and I've been given a short time to live. Let's head for the pub and have a few pints." After three or four pints, the two were feeling a little less somber. There were some laughs and more beers.
They were eventually approached by some of Santa Singh's old friends who asked what the two were celebrating.

Santa Singh told them that the Surds celebrate the good and the bad. He went on to tell them that they were drinking to his impending end.

He told his friends "I've only got few weeks to live as I have been diagnosed with AIDS." The friends gave Santa Singh their condolences and they had a couple more beers.

After his friends left, Santa Singh's son leaned over and whispered his confusion, "Dad, I thought you said that you were dying from cancer? You just told your friends that you were dying from AIDS!"
Santa Singh said, " I am dying from cancer, puttar. I just don't want any of them around your mother after I'm gone."

Two Sardars and their Horses

Then there were two sardars, Zail singh & Jarnail singh.

Both of them bought a horse each.

"How will we know which is your & which is mine?" asked Zail."Easy" replied Jarnail. "I'll cut mine's tail, yours will be the one with tail"

This was heard by a few boys, they cut the other's tail too.

Next morning the confusion continued.

"Don't worry "retorted Jarnail.

"I'll tie a bell around its neck, yours will be the one without the bell."

The boys heard this also & cut the bell. The next day, Zail got frustrated & said "Okay now the last criterion, white will be yours & black will be mine

A mathematical wonder

111,111,111 multiplied by 111,111,111 gives the result 12, 345, 678, 987, 654, 321.

Have you played street cricket !

For those of you who have played street cricket or have

watched somebody playing .......... this might inspire some nostalgia

The Glossary of Terms :

Street Cricket, or 'theru krikayt' as it is popularly known, is also known for its amusing usage of terms, a few of which are given below.

Trials

Etymology English

This is the first ball bowled in the match and it is called trials. It is used to gauge the pace and bounce of the pitch and the ball by both batsman and the bowler.

Note: The batsman is not supposed to hit this ball, else the fielding will demand him to go and fetch the ball. It's a kind of tactic by the fielding team to not allow the batsman to free his arms.

All-reals.. first ball

Etymology English

This indicates the start of the match. Usually the batsman prefer to play "dokku".

Mattai

Etymology Tamil

he piece of wood to be used as the cricket bat. Need not confirm to geometrical trivialities.

Gaaji

Etymology Unkown

The indian reference for an 'inning'. It is a well known fact that captains of street cricket teams always prefer to bat first irrespective of conditions.

Double Gaaji

Etymology Unkown

An excpetional scenario wherein a batsman can bat twice if there are a shortage of players in the side.

Osi Gaaji

Etymology Unkown

A scenario where some stranger wants to bat for a couple of balls just for fun and then carry on with his work.

Over Gaaji

Etymology Unkown

The act of a selfish batsman who purposely retains strike by taking a single of the last ball of the over to enjoy more "Gaaji"ing

Last Man Gaaji

Etymology partly English

A scenario where the last man who is not out with all wickets down gets to play "Gaaji" with no runner. It must be noted that, the fielding team can effect run outs on both the stumps when there is Last Man Gaaji

Current

Etymology English

The unique and distinctive way of getting a batsman run out. When a batsman attempts a dangerous run, He could be run out by any of the fielders who just need to land their

feet on the stone at the bowlers end.

Adetail

Etymology English

The most funny reference to a batsman being 'Retired Hurt'. [Derived from: A corruption of 'Hurt Retired']

Return Declare

Etymology Unkown

Same as 'Adetail'. But sometimes used, when a batsman crosses a stipulated number of runs say 20 or bats for stipulated number of balls so that others can get a share of

"gaaji"ing

Bongu

Etymology Tamil

The slang word used if a team unfairly cheats the other team while playing.

Full Cover

Etymology English

A situation where in a batsmen is taking a half stump guard thereby covering the complete stumps from the view of the bowler. Since street cricket typically do not have a LBW it

is very difficult to get a batsman out, if he covers the stump fully.

One pitch catch

Etymology English

A rule where a batsman gets out when a fielder catches it even after the ball pitches once. Typically street cricket batsmen do not go for lofted shots fearing to get out

One pitch one hand

Etymology English

A slight modification of the above rule where a fielder can use both hands if catching the ball full toss, but has to use only one hand, if the catch is one-pitch". Typically used to increase the chances of survival of batsman.

Sundu

Etymology Tamil

A great forefather of the now popular "super-sub" rule, this rule can be used if a Sothai (poor or bad) batsman's innings has to be played by a good batsman

La Ball

Etymology English

Last ball of an over.

Full fast

Etymology English

Since street cricket pitches are a few yards long, a ball, which is thrown with full pace and energy, is considered a no ball as it will be impossible to handle such pace with

short distance.

Thuchees

Etymology Unknown

When batsman/any fielder gets distracted from the game due to highly technical reasons like a vehicle crossing

the road when a ball is bowled (mostly happens when the pitch is perpendicular to the road)

Waiteees

Etymology Unknown- Same as 'Thuchees'

Common Fielding

Etymology English

Due to lack of number of fielders, it is possible that people from batting team who are not actually doing batting have to field or do wicket keeping or for that matter even umpiring

Ball Right

Etymology English

When a umpire/batsman declares a wide ball, bowler uses this term to say that the ball was not a wide. Typically happens because umpires are from the batting teams.

Dokku

Etymology Unknown

A derogatory term for a defensive shot. Typically a batsman is discouraged from playing such shots because of the constraints of less number of overs and because everyone in the team needs to have a fair amount of gaaji

Baby Over

Etymology English

When a bowler has no hopes of completing his over with lots of wides and no balls he is substituted by a better bowler and the over is called a Baby over, Baby because the first bowler was very amateur

Chain Over

Etymology English

When a bowler bowls two continuous overs. Typically happens when captains fail to calculate correctly the number of overs in the absence of electronic score cards

Uruturadhu

Etymology Tamil

When the bowler is unable to extract any meaningful bounce from the pitch. Sometimes used as a defensive tactic towards the deck.

Thadavuradhu

Etymology Tamil

(In the context of cricket) When a batsman is not able to make any contact with the ball using his bat.

Suthuradhu

Etymology Tamil

Same as slogging in cricket towards the deck.

Avishot

Etymology English

Appeal to Umpire for out(run out, catch, etc)

One Side Runs

Etymology English

When teams decide before hand that there are runs only on one side of the wicket due to lack of sufficient number of fielders

Granted

Etymology English

When a batsman hits a reasonable distance from which fetching the ball back is slightly difficult due to technical

difficulties already mentioned (like vehicle crossing a road, presence of a thorny bush etc), teams agree that a fixed number of runs are GRANTED (with a suffix "ji" - like one-ji, two-ji etc)

Please go to the link and enjoy the film , It is Similar to Indian culture.

http://tcc.itc.it/people/rocchi/fun/europe.html

ANNIYAN AT WORLD CUP

ANNIYAN ENTERS THE HOTEL ROOM OF INDIAN STAR PLAYER MAHENDRA SINGH DHONI...


ANNIYAN : AEN DA NAETHU RUN ADIKALA?
DHONI : MURALI POATTA BALL SPIN AAGAVAE ILAINGA... ADHAN..
ANNIYAN : PCCH.... APDI SAADHARANA THAPPU MADHIRI EASY A THAPIKALAM NU NENAKADHA...
MODHAL MATCH LA DUCK ADICHA THAPPA?
DHONI : PERIYA THAPPILINGA...
ANNIYAN : MODHAL WORLD CUP LA MODHAL MATCH LA DUCK ADICHA....?
DHONI : IDHU THAPPU MADHIRI DHAN THERIYUDHU...
ANNIYAN : MODHAL WORLD CUP LA MUST-WIN MATCH LA DUCK ADICHA...?
DHONI : IDHU PERIYA THAPPU DHAN GA. ...
ANNIYAN (furious) : ADHA DHAN DA NEE SENJIRUKA.... UN ORUTHANAALA 100 KODI JANANGALODA KANAVU KALANJIDICHU DA..
DHONI : AENGA.... RUN ADIKANUM NU ONUM SATTAM ILAIYAE...?
ANNIYAN : OH!! SATTAM POATTA DHAN UNGALUKU RUN ADIKANUM, RECORD BREAK PANANUM NU ELAM THONUMA..?
IDHUKU ELAM EN SATTATHULA DHANDANA IRUKU DA...
NEE USIRUKKU KOODA BAYAPADA MAATE DA...ATHANAALE UN M..............
DHONI: SIR NAAN VENUMNA SEWAGA KOOTITU VAREN.....
ANNIYAN:AVANUKKU INTHA DHANDANAI TOTAL WASTE....
ANNIYAN MAKES DHONI MOTTAI THALAI....THEN HE ASKS DHONI WATS HIS NAME....HE REPLIES DHONI....
ANNIYAN : INIME NEE DHONI ILA ... VERUM SAANI
N ROLLS HIM OVER THE DRAINAGE....

ANNIYAN MOVES IN TO CHAPEL'S ROOM......

Sardarji and Slipper

Afraid that someone will take away your slippers when you leave them outside the Mosque/Temple?.... Follow the same method as this Genius Sardar

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What happens if 1 rupee = 45 US dollars!

Scene 1

Venue: Microsoft Corporation, New York , US

Some s/w engineers are seeing some photographs.

s/w engg 1 : What's that?

s/w engg 2 : Bob's photographs from India .

s/w engg 1 : Wow. Let me see. Which is this place?

s/w engg 3 : (Sees the photo) This is Mount Road , Chennai.

s/w engg 1 : Fundoo yaar! And what is this? He got Bajaj Pulsar also.

s/w engg 2 : Let me see (sees). This guy enjoys life maan..

s/w engg 3 : You know how much an Bajaj Pulsar costs? Nearly 60K..... Say it in dollars...

s/w engg 2: Oops. We can't dream of such a thing here.

s/w engg 1 : Let's go to India & try for a job.

[Everybody excited.]

Scene 2

Venue: Sun Microsystems, SanFrancisco , California , US

s/w engg 1: I'm with you man. My Visa is expected anytime. Soon I will fly to India

s/w engg 2 : Ohhh.... When is the party?

s/w engg 1: When I get it on hand.

s/w engg 2: Where will you be working?

s/w engg 1 : I'll be working in Thallakulam

s/w engg 2 : Oh! Thallakulam. Great yaar. Where it is...

s/w engg 1 : It is in Madurai .

s/w engg 3 : Fundoo place yaar. Nice climate Not like California .

You'll love the weather yaar. One of my friends is in Jaipur, Rajasthan... He says it's the ultimate place to live in. Cool maan.

s/w engg 2 : Who is the client yaar?

s/w engg 1: You know Madurai Municipal Corporation?

s/w engg 3 : Yeah. MMC. One of my friends is there in the Road Cleaning Division. Most challenging job yaar. People are working in the cutting edge of technology there.

s/w engg 1 : I'll be writing software for the accounts department of the GCU.

s/w engg 2: GCU? what it means...?

s/w engg 1 : that is Garbage Collecting Unit.

s/w engg 3 : Great yaar. That's what I like about that country.

You can get a job which requires all your skill. Not like here. See I'm writing software for the space shuttle remote control. I hate this.

s/w engg 1 : Don't worry guys. I'll give you my Hotmail id. You can send your resume to me and I'll forward it to the HRD.

[Everybody takes down his Hotmail id.]

Scene 3

Venue: IBM, New York , US (Conversation between a Male s/w engg. and Female s/w engg.)

Male : Hi!

Female: Hi. You know. I'm planning to settle in India soon.

Male : What??

Female : Yeah. My marriage will be here in America only. He is doing his PhD in Madurai Kamraj University and he's coming here for a month. His study will be over in 2 months. He's already got a job in Mannaar and company. We planned to settle in Madurai itself... I'm also planning to work there. Let's see...

Male: Good luck... dont forget us & US...

Scene 4

Venue: Intel Corp. US

s/w engg 1: Great news guys. Our George has got admission in the Melur Arts College in Melur, Madurai with scholarship for B.A History. A great new field yaar... All are excited...

George : Got my Visa yesterday. It's all finalized now.

s/w engg 2 : Congrats yaar. So you are out of this country.

s/w engg 1 : B.A in Histroy...ohh. ..man, enjoy your life there?

s/w engg 2 : Got full aid, eh?

George : Yeah. Got the UGC scholarship That will be 1200 Rupees per year.

s/w engg 1 : Great. Enjoy.

s/w engg 2 : (Thinking loud): 1200 Indian Rupees...! that means 1200 * 45 = 54,000 Dollars... with that amount I can buy a three bed-room flat & a Mercedes here...!!!

Scene 5

A foreigner working in Chennai as Software Engg gets a call from his Home ..

Father : What are you doing son ?

S/w Eng : Having breakfast ?

Father : what are you eating ?

S/w Eng: Cocunut Sauce and Rice Bread and roasted round ring ie (OUR Idli and Chutney and vada

Be_a_dynamic_person__otherwise_you_will_get_stuck_like_this

Check this out.... It Really Worked with me.... Will work with u too...
Here you have a great chance to know about yourself like your character
etc. without spending any money. This test was devised by biggest
university of the world. It tells about your personality just by your
choice. So know yourself & enjoy
Here it is.....
Imagine you walked into a small hut by the river in the jungle. You
pushed open the door, in front of you were 7 small beds to the right of
the hut,and another 7 small chairs surrounding a small round table. In
the middle of the table was a round food tray with 5 kinds of fruit in
it.
There are:
a. Apple
b. Banana
c. Strawberry
d. Peach
e. Orange
Which fruit will u choose?
Your choice reveals about u! Pls be very Honest to yourself.....
& Now scroll down for results:
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TEST RESULTS:
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a. if you chosen apple: that means you are a person who loves to eat
Apple
b. if you chosen banana: that means you are a person who loves to eat
Banana
c. if you chosen strawberry: that means you are a person who loves to
eat Strawberry
d. if you chosen peach: that means you are a person who loves to eat
Peach
e. if you chosen orange: that means you are person who loves to eat
Orange

Note: If u r hunting for me to punch me.....Well...I am busy hunting
for the person who sent me this!!!!!

THE EFFECT OF RESERVATION IN INDIA ...

Here is the story

First, the Old Version...

The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks the ant's a fool and laughs & dances & plays the summer away.

Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The grasshopper has no food or shelter so he dies out in the cold.

And now, the Modern Version...

The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks the ant's a fool and laughs & dances & plays the summer away.

Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and demands to know why the ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while others are cold and starving.

NDTV, BBC, CNN show up to provide pictures of the shivering grasshopper next to a video of the ant in his comfortable home with a table filled with food.

The World is stunned by the sharp contrast. How can this be that this poor grasshopper is allowed to suffer so?

Arundhati Roy stages a demonstration in front of the ant's house.

Medha Patkar goes on a fast along with other grasshoppers demanding that grasshoppers be relocated to warmer climates during winter.

Amnesty International and Koffi Annan criticize the Indian Government for not upholding the fundamental rights of the grasshopper.

The Internet is flooded with online petitions seeking support to the

grasshopper (many promising Heaven and Everlasting Peace for prompt

support as against the wrath of God for non-compliance) .

Opposition MPs stage a walkout. Left parties call for "Bharat Bandh" in West Bengal and Kerala demanding a Judicial Enquiry. CPM in Kerala immediately passes a law preventing Ants from working hard in the heat so as to bring about equality of poverty among ants and grasshoppers.

Lalu Prasad allocates one free coach to Grasshoppers on all Indian

Railway trains, aptly named as the 'Grasshopper Rath'.

Finally, the Judicial Committee drafts the Prevention of Terrorism Against Grasshoppers Act [POTAGA], with effect from the beginning of the winter.

Arjun Singh makes Special Reservation for Grass Hopper in educational Insititutions & in Govt Services.

The ant is fined for failing to comply with POTAGA and, having nothing

left to pay his retroactive taxes, his home is confiscated by the Government and handed over to the grasshopper in a ceremony covered by

NDTV.

Arundhati Roy calls it "a triumph of justice".

Lalu calls it 'Socialistic Justice'.

CPM calls it the 'revolutionary resurgence of the downtrodden'.

Koffi Annan invites the grasshopper to address the UN General Assembly.

MANY YEARS LATER...

The ant has since migrated to the US and set up a multi billion dollar company in Silicon Valley . In India , hundreds of grasshoppers still die of starvation despite reservation. ..

BCCI Hiring Freshers .......and 2+ years exp WANTED

Vacancies

1) Captain (P-001),

2) Vice Captain (P-002),

3) Coach (P-003) and

4) Team Members (P-004)

Eligibility Criteria

We are looking for Audience who have consistently watched all the world cup matches and who have scored over 65 runs in Room Cricket & Street Cricket

Experience in Football, Volley ball is an added advantage ….

Models, Actors (Advertisements) are most preferable…..

LKG & UKG Teachers are preferable for the post of coach.

Selection Process
1. Batting Test (Vs Bermuda ) (Candidate must score at least 50 runs )
2. Bowling/Fielding Test (Candidate should not bowl more than 3 wides /no balls in an Over)
3. HR Interview

(Candidates will be called upon for the selection process based on the Eligibility Criteria)

Send ur resumes with subject Name/Post/Max runs scored E.g. Dhoni/P-004/37 to callforcric@bcci.com

Venue : YMCA Grounds , nandanam

Natesan Park , T.Nagar

Date: 01-Apr-2007

Reference Books:

1) “ Neengalum Batsmen Aagalam” by Munaf Patel

2) “Cricket in 21 days “ by ‘Ellam Therincha Egambaram’ Sidhu

3) “Kolaiyum Seivan Cricketer “ by Inzamam

4) “Ungal Veedai Padhugappadhu Eppadi “ by Dhoni

Sponsors

1) windtel

2) which

3) Kabsi

4) State Bank of Athur

5) Akka Mala

6) Anniyan Bank

7) Bank of Buruda

8) Kakran makrann Inc