Traitor

Hooh!

Sardar buys clock

Sardarji is in Delhi . He is walking on a street which has Clock Tower. When someone asks him if he wants to buy the clock on the Tower.

Sardarji says "Yes".

"Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder." The man took the thousand and disappeared. Having waited for several hours the Sardarji figured out that he was taken for a ride.

On the next day the Sardarji is again walking along the same street and the same man asks him to buy the clock. "Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder."

The Sardarji gives him the thousand and says "I am not a fool. This time, you wait and I'll go get a ladder."

Innovative idea - Beer cooler

How old is your father?

Man : How old is your father?

Boy : As old as me.

Man : How can that be?

Boy : He became a father only when I was born

Dinner choices...

Wife : Do you want dinner?

Husband : Sure, what are my choices?

Wife : Yes and no.

Technically Correct

A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment.

Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position. The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, and held up a handwritten sign that said "WHERE AM I?" in large letters.

People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a building window. Their sign said "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER."

The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course to steer to SEATAC airport, and landed safely. After they were on the ground, the copilot asked the pilot how he had done it.

"They gave me a technically correct but completely useless answer, so its Microsoft Building"

LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.

It's funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.

Wrong way

As a old man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.

Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him,

"Kuttappan, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Route 280. Please be careful!"

"It's not just one car," said Herman, "It's hundreds of them!"

Sardar Kill a Lion

How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ? Sardarji thinks N thinks hard & comes to a conclusion: I'll drink poison n let lion eat me. O' bolo ta ra ra.

Marriage Certificate

Wife : Honey ...... What are You Looking for ?

Husband : Nothing.

Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ...??

Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.

Have a break

Dear readers / patrons,

Having read jokes in this blog, why not we have a break today.
Yea, a nice wallpaper with a good message in it.
Enjoy.


Regds,

Srini

Bruce Lee

What is Bruce Lee’s favorite holiday spot?
Manalee.

What is Bruce Lee’s favorite food?
Idlee.

What is Bruce Lee’s favorite animal?
Elee.

Who is Bruce Lee’s favorite girl?
Maalee.

What is Bruce Lee’s favorite reptile?
Balee.

What is Bruce Lee’s chain?
Thalee.

What is Bruce Lee’s favorite god?
Kalee.

What is Bruce Lee’s favorite sweet?
Jangree.

God Grants One Wish...

A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer.
All of a sudden he said out loud, "Lord, grant me one wish." Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice the Lord said, "Because you have had the faith to ask, I will grant you one wish."
The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii, so I can drive over anytime I want to." The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the logistics of that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things.
Take a little more time and think of another wish, a wish you think would honor and glorify me."
The man thought about it for a long time.
Finally he said, "Lord, I have been married and divorced four times. All of my wives said that I am uncaring and insensitive. I wish that I could understand women. I want to know how they feel inside, what they are thinking when they give me the silent treatment, why they cry, what they mean when they say "nothing" and how I can make a woman truly happy?
Now God thought about it for a long time.
After a few minutes God said, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"

Life's missed opportunities, at the end, may seem more poignant to us than those we embraced--because in our imagination they have a perfection that reality can never rival.

How does an electric motor run?

In an interview,

Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?

Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....

Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.

Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...