Sardar's essay exam

A Sardar for an exam had studied only one essay 'FRIEND', but in the exam the essay which came was 'FATHER' .

He replaced friend with father in the essay and the essay reads as follows

AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON, I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS, SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE. MY TRUE FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOUR.

Sardarji & Ph.D

Interviewer: What is your qualification?

Sardarji : Sir I am P.H.D.

Interviewer : What do you mean by P.H.D ?

Sardarji : Passed High School with Difficulty....

Tipu's skeleton.

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?

Santa: Tipu's skeleton.

Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it?

Santa: That was Tipu's skeleton when he was child

Santa singh at an accident spot

At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!


Santa: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

MBBS & Sardar

After finishing MBBS Sardar started his practice.

He Checked 1st Patient's Eyes, Tongue & Ears with a Torch

&

Finally Said: "Oye, Torch is okay"

Miss & Mister

Sardar got a sms from his girl friend: "I MISS YOU"

Sardarji replied: "I Mr. YOU" !!.

Sardar & Airhostess

Sardar in airplane going to Bombay .

While its landing he was excited and shouted: " Bombay ... Bombay "

Air hostess said: "B silent."

Sardar: "Ok. Ombay. Ombay"

Difference between Orange and Apple

Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?

Sardar: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE.

Sardar to judge

Judge: Don't U have shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court.

Sardar to judge: U R coming daily, don't U have shame?

Miss Call

Sardar: Miss, Did u call me on my mobile?

Teacher: Me? No, why?

Sardar: Yesterday I saw in my mobile- 1 Miss Call".

That girl is deaf

Sardar: I think that girl is deaf.

Friend: How do u know?

Sardar: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals (Shoes) are new

2 Swimming Pools

Sardar built 2 Swimming Pools. And he left one of them unfilled?

When asked him, he said,

"Oye, that's for those who don't know Swimming.

My mobile bill

Sardar: My mobile bill how much?

Call centre girl: Sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status

Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.

Sardar's girlfriend

On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him. Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring.
Sardar : Ya sure, from landline or mobile.

Sardar controls mosquitoes

Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night. He got irritated...drank poison & said, Ab kaato saalon, sab maroge!

Sardar's auto

Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto.

Sardar : Can't you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.

Sardar divorces

A Sardar & his wife filed an application for Divorce.

Judge asked: How'll U divide your kids, U"VE 3 children?

Sardar replied: Ok! We'll apply NEXT YEAR

Sardar buys a mobile phone

Sardar with a new mobile called everyone from his Phone Book & said "My Mobile No. has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310 Now it is Nokia 6610"

Sardar works at museum

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?

Santa: Tipu's skeleton.

Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?

Santa: That was Tipu's skeleton when he was child

Sardar buys a radio

Banta: You cheated me.

Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.

Banta: Radio label shows "Made in Japan" but radio says this is "All India Radio" !