Sardar at an accident spot

At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!

Santa: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

Lorry accident

2 Sardarjis looking at Egyptian mummy.

Sardar 1 : Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case ya.

Sardar 2 : Aaho, lorry number is also written...BC 1760!!!....