Waiter

Customer : Waiter, this soup tastes funny.

Waiter : Funny? But then why aren't you laughing?

Waiter

Waiter : I have stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.

Customer : Don't tell me your problems. Give the menu card.

Soup

Customer : Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.

Waiter : That's all right sir, he won't drink much.

Soup

Customer : Waiter, there's a dead beetle in my soup.

Waiter : Yes sir, they are not very good swimmers.

Waiter

Customer : Waiter, is this a lamb chop or pork chop?

Waiter : Can't you tell the difference by taste?

Customer : No, I can't.

Waiter : Then does it really matter ?

Waiter

Customer : Waiter, do you serve crabs?

Waiter : Please sit down sir, we serve everyone.