Monday, April 28, 2008

Gandhi Jayanthi

Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi So Sardar writes, "Gandi was a great man, but I don't know who is Jayanthi.

Friday, April 25, 2008

Which state ?

Amitab : In which State Cauvery flows?
Sardar : Liquid state.....

Audience clapped.. Amitab stunned, looks behind, ALL WERE SARDARS.......

After winning don't sleep

Sunday, April 20, 2008

Vacancy for an Electrician

Salary: negotiable.

Working hours: till the job is done




Monday, April 14, 2008

Suicide on one day - But when !

Sardar's register marriage

Sardar shouting to his Girl Friend "You said we will do register marriage and cheated me, I was waiting for you yesterday whole day in the post office.... "

Thursday, April 10, 2008

Sardar 007

A sardar on an interview for the post of detective.
Interviewer : WHO killed Gandhi?
Sardar : Thank you Sir for giving me the job, I will start investigating.......

Wednesday, April 02, 2008

Fire


Interviewer: just imagine your in 3rd floor, it caught fire
and how will you escape?
Sardar: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!

Userfriendly guillotine

Tuesday, April 01, 2008

Any great man born here?

One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village?
Sardar: No sir, only small Babies!!!